Den super fjendske film-anmelder, Mr.Cranky har taget et nærmere kig på “Star Wars – Attack of the Clones”, og hvordan man kan skrive Jar Jar ud af trilogien.
Han har derudover også taget et kig på hvordan, “Star Wars – Episode 3” kunne udvikle sig, hvis den var blevet instrueret af folk som, Michael Bay, Lynch, Fincher og mange andre. Der er bl.a. Star Wars i ren Se7en stil, hvor Anakin finder Amidalas hoved i en kasse.
Klik på overskriften for at læse det hele. Artiklen er på engelsk.
#1 Toranaga 21 år siden
#2 azathoth 21 år siden
men hallo... Darth Vader, universets (næst)ondeste mand bliver til i den film, den MÅ være ond!!! ;)
#3 filmz-nihil 21 år siden
#4 DarkLight 21 år siden
#5 filmz-Lucifer 21 år siden
Burde nok have stoppet mens legen var god
#6 filmz-vassago 21 år siden
Mace: Ok, so tell me again about the power of the Dark Side.
Yoda: Ok, so what you wanna' know
Mace: Killin's legal there, right?
Yoda: Yeah, it's legal but it ain't 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a Star Destroyer, clench your fist and star killin' motherfuckers. I mean they want you to kill with your mind or certain designated weapons.
Mace: And those are lightsabers?
Yoda: Yeah. It breaks down like this: It's legal to own one. It's legal to buy one. And if you're the proprietor of a lightsaber bar, it's legal to sell em'. It's illegal to carry it, but, but, but that doesn't matter... cuz
' get a load of this... if you get stopped by a Stormtrooper on Coruscant,
it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the Stormtroopers on Coruscant don't have.
Mace: Aw, man. I'm goin'. That's all there is to it: I'm fuckin' goin.
Yoda: I know, baby. You'd dig it the most. ... But you know what the funniest thing about Coruscant is?
Mace: What?
Yoda: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same lightsabers over there that they got here, but there they're just a little different.
Mace: Example.
Yoda: Aw'right, well you can walk into a holovid theater on Coruscant and buy a lightsaber crystal. And I don't mean just like no synthetic imitation, I'm talkin; about a natural crytal. And on Naboo , you can buy a lightsaber
in McDonalds. And you know what they call a double length lightsaber on Naboo?
Mace: They don't call it a double length lightsaber?
Yoda: No, man, they got the Lucas system. They wouldn't know what the fuck double length is.
Mace: Well, what do they call it?
Yoda: They call it a Royale Saber of light.
Mace: Roy-al Saber of Light! What do they call a regular lightsaber?
Yoda: Lightsaber's a lightsaber but they call it Le Lightsaber.
Mace: Le Lightsaber. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. What do they call a blaster?
Yoda: I don't know. I didn't go into Blaster King. ... You know what they put on Jedi's on Naboo instead of cloaks?
Mace: What?
Yoda: Gowns.
Mace: God-Damn.
Yoda: I seen em' do it, man. They fuckin' drape em' in that shit.
Mace: Gaaaaah.
#7 azathoth 21 år siden
#8 filmz-Lucifer 21 år siden
Tillykke; du har lige vundet VM I Lange Indlæg.
Men den er s.. for sjov, heh
#9 filmz-rolfstar 21 år siden
good one!
#10 filmz-vassago 21 år siden