People speaking on the phone never introduce themselves, and never ever say "good-bye" at the end of a conversation.
If you are a princess, you always have a favorite lady in waiting, and you always send her to warn the hero of the evil king's intention just in time.
Men on rafts, jungles, deserts or other extended duty don't have to carry razors because their beards don't grow. Counterpoint: Unless they drink, in which case 3-day stubble appears in 3 hrs.
- Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.
#11 Patriarch 22 år siden
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#14 lagoni 22 år siden
An internal flight is always a Boeing 747.
People speaking on the phone never introduce themselves, and never ever say "good-bye" at the end of a conversation.
If you are a princess, you always have a favorite lady in waiting, and you always send her to warn the hero of the evil king's intention just in time.
Men on rafts, jungles, deserts or other extended duty don't have to carry razors because their beards don't grow. Counterpoint: Unless they drink, in which case 3-day stubble appears in 3 hrs.
#15 Corgan 22 år siden
47: Et træbord er skudsikker, hvis det væltes om på siden.
#16 filmz-Me!! 22 år siden
49: Der findes en politibil på hvert gade hjørne, hvis du skal bruge den, eller absolut ikke ønsker at møde den.
50: De fleste bliver fulde efter kun 1 drink.
51: Der er altid en pakeringsplads hvor du skal bruge den og når du skal bruge den.
52: Briller dugger aldrig selvom du kommer ind i varmen og det er koldt uden for.
53: Et barn kan aldrig blive dræbt.
54: Du kan altid huske det telefon nummer du skal bruge, uanset hvem det er til.
#17 Patriarch 22 år siden
#18 filmz-Crystalstar1200 22 år siden
*** Den Som Elsker Meget - Udretter Meget ! ***
#19 DarkLight 22 år siden
Det er jo kun en rettesnor. Man kan jo gennemhulle alle punkter med mindst et eksempel.
#20 filmz-Daniel_Logan 22 år siden
I am like a wild horse, and you can't tame me..