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Hørte lige et par gode på p3:

"2 blondiner går ind i et hus. (De så ikke det stod der)"

"2 tosser kommer gående. Pludselig siger den ene ´nu er det min tur til at gå i midten´"

Min fars fætter, har bare mødt John Williams! Æh, Bæh!!

#1212 HelmerJ 14 år siden

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ And the pirate says, ‘arrgh! It’s driving me nuts!

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#1213 davenport 14 år siden

Ha ha - den syntes min kollega var sjov :D

Min fars fætter, har bare mødt John Williams! Æh, Bæh!!

#1214 ildiskeden@ 14 år siden

So a lion is fucking a zebra. Suddenly over the hills walks another zebra and the first zebra turns to the lion and says: "that is my wife... preteend like you are killing me".

#1215 ildiskeden@ 14 år siden

So a lion is fucking a zebra. Suddenly over the hills walks another zebra and the first zebra turns to the lion and says: "that is my wife... preteend like you are killing me".

#1216 lagoni 14 år siden

Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.

- Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.