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Bedste Tom Cruise-film?
  • "Minority Report"
    19%
  • "Interview with the Vampire"
    16%
  • "Top Gun"
    12%
  • "Rain Man"
    11%
  • "Mission Impossible"
    9%
  • "Magnolia"
    7%
  • "Vanilla Sky"
    7%
  • "Jerry Maguire"
    6%
  • Anden film
    5%
  • "Born on the Fourth of July"
    4%
  • "Eyes Wide Shut"
    3%

Stemmer i alt: 1586

Der kan ikke længere stemmes i denne afstemning

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#251 inflector 20 år siden

Kan I da blive ved herinde? Så stop da! :=)
selfimprovement is masturbation
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#252 filmz-Wacker 20 år siden

En mand kommer ind på en bar med sin abe. Han bestiller en øl, og mens han drikker den hopper aben rundt over hele baren. Aben tager nogle oliven fra baren, og spiser dem. Derefter tager den nogle citronskiver, og spiser dem. Til sidst hopper den over på poolbordet, og spiser den sorte ball.
Bartenderen råber ad fyren: "Så du hvad din abe lige gjorde?"
- Nej
- Din abe åd min sorte ball.
- Nåh, det overrasker mig ikke. Den spiser alt inden for rækkevidde. Jeg betaler for det den har spist.
Manden får regningen, betaler den, og forlader baren.
To uger senere kommer manden og aben ind i baren igen. Han bestiller en øl, og aben hopper rundt i baren igen. Mens manden drikker sin øl, tager aben et kirsebær, stikker den op bagi, trækker den ud igen, og spiser den.
Derefter tager den en peanut, stikker den op bagi, trækker den ud igen, og spiser den.
Bartenderen råber: "Det er simpelthen vor vammelt, så du hvad den lige gjorde?"
- Nej, hvad gjorde den?
- Den tog et kirsebær, stak den op i røven, trak den ud igen, og spiste den.
- Ja det undrer mig sgu ikke. Efter den spiste den sorte ball, måler den alt efter, før den spiser
Don't you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut, bitch!!

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#253 filmz-Asta 20 år siden

#251 Ja, vi gør skam vores bedste ;-)
Gad vide om det er blevet en rekord?

#252 Hold k*ft en klam abe....hvor kan man erhverve sig sådan en??
"P-p-please, Raoul. I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time"
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#254 DarkLight 20 år siden

Du har måske en anden måde at måle ting på før du spiser det ?
This weekend will be filled with staring out of windows while holding a glass of scotch.
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#255 filmz-Daniel_Logan 20 år siden

#253 Der var en tråd om Matrix der oppe og runde 300 posts for et par måneder side.. Så det er ikke en rekord.. endnu.
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I am like a wild horse, and you can't tame me..
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#256 filmz-Asta 20 år siden

#254 Nej da...jeg tænkte bare at den ville være underholdende med sådan en til fester...
"P-p-please, Raoul. I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time"
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#257 MadMartigan 20 år siden

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.

Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a stock show.

The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside blows tumbleweeds, and the old windsock flaps; but no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks "Once, my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but it's comin'
I'm your huckleberry...
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#258 Guts 20 år siden

#257
LOL
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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#259 MadMartigan 20 år siden

Note:

This is an exact reproduction of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why; they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "but you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended....................................
I'm your huckleberry...
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#260 lagoni 20 år siden

dét er humor, det der :D
- Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.

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