Little Red Riding Hood! That's it! That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch... You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried... There ain't no fucking woodsman in this world.
The only way to beat a troll is to not play their game.
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We’re honored by your presence." "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I’m here to put you back on schedule." "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." "I tell you, this station will be operational as planned." "The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation." "But he asks the impossible. I need more men." "Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives." "The Emperor’s coming here?" "That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress." "We shall double our efforts." "I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Vaders sidste bemærkning er helt i top, i betragtning af, hvor lidt tilgivende han netop selv er. Så kan kommandøren ikke ligefrem se frem til kejserens bedømmelse.
"Okay, drenge, så er de 72 timer kommet, hvor vi skiller dem med klunker fra dem der klynker. Det bliver 3 dage i helvede, med to overnatninger på Hotel Utæt Bivuak, inklusive alle de skovmyrer og regnorme i kan spise... I vil opleve smerte som i aldrig har oplevet den før. Smerte, der vil få en rygmarvsoperation til at føles som et kærligt klap på skulderen. I vil komme til at gå strækmarch i timevis, i silende regn, med fuld oppakning, og I vil få vabler så store at jeres fødder kommer med på næste års Krakkort! I skal lære, hvordan det føles at rive hjertet ud på et vildsvin med de bare næver!!! OG BAGEFTER SKAL JEG PERSONLIGT SE TIL, AT I KOMMER TIL AT OPLEVE HVORDAN VILDSVINET HAR DET!!!... Men dem som overlever, det er dem, vi kan regne med. De er stærke individualister, som tør stå op for hinanden. Det er mænd, som ved, at en spade er en spade, og en bøsse er en meget feminin mand, der taler med stemte esser og går i lyserød skjorte, og som lover at han vil ringe næste morgen men som aldrig gør det, SELVOM HAN VED MAN SIDDER VED TELEFONEN OG VENTER HELE DAGEN!!! NOGEN SPØRGSMÅL?!!"
"Let the universe howl in despair, for I have returned..." - Lord Darkseid
#21 Riqon 17 år siden
The Woodsman
Little Red Riding Hood! That's it! That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch... You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried... There ain't no fucking woodsman in this world.
#22 filt 17 år siden
#23 Riqon 17 år siden
#24 rubkick 17 år siden
#25 filmz-DocDoom 17 år siden
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We’re honored by your presence."
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I’m here to put you back on schedule."
"I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
"I tell you, this station will be operational as planned."
"The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."
"But he asks the impossible. I need more men."
"Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives."
"The Emperor’s coming here?"
"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"We shall double our efforts."
"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Vaders sidste bemærkning er helt i top, i betragtning af, hvor lidt tilgivende han netop selv er. Så kan kommandøren ikke ligefrem se frem til kejserens bedømmelse.
http://dmeb.net/dveb/sounds/forgivin.wav
#26 filt 17 år siden
#27 filmz-Narniabæver 17 år siden
#28 Syndrome 17 år siden
Kom endelig med flere.. :)
#29 inflector 17 år siden
#30 filt 17 år siden
Der var mange klassikere, såsom Håndværkerne, Ret usædvanligt, De politisk ukorrekte forældrer, Batman 5.C, Brygger etc. :D