32 - Jesus gets eaten by a Grue. He then comes back from the dead, only to be eaten by another Grue.
1632 Gruel is invented by the Grues of London to morph English Orphans into Grues after long periods of eating it. This plot might have worked, since after 1692, all British Orphans disappeared.
1777 - The last remnants of the British army are eaten by a Grue.
1823 - Vin Diesel eats a Grue, and slowly morphs into one.
1951 - Hitler develops the concept of luring Grues into attacking foes, thus allowing him to win World War 2.
1985 - Landmark decision in Some v. Pestilence: Court rules a person eaten by a Grue cannot be held legally responsible for death or injury related to ingestion.
1997 - Scientists develop Grue-proof armor, and promptly get eaten by Eurgs.
2001 Joe Bob manages to slay a Grue, and is seconds later crushed by a falling rock.
2007 - Another group of scientists develop armour that is both grue-proof and eurg-proof, so the universe implodes.
#1 davenport 19 år siden
March 1: International Grue Day (not Kuwait)
32 - Jesus gets eaten by a Grue. He then comes back from the dead, only to be eaten by another Grue.
1632 Gruel is invented by the Grues of London to morph English Orphans into Grues after long periods of eating it. This plot might have worked, since after 1692, all British Orphans disappeared.
1777 - The last remnants of the British army are eaten by a Grue.
1823 - Vin Diesel eats a Grue, and slowly morphs into one.
1951 - Hitler develops the concept of luring Grues into attacking foes, thus allowing him to win World War 2.
1985 - Landmark decision in Some v. Pestilence: Court rules a person eaten by a Grue cannot be held legally responsible for death or injury related to ingestion.
1997 - Scientists develop Grue-proof armor, and promptly get eaten by Eurgs.
2001 Joe Bob manages to slay a Grue, and is seconds later crushed by a falling rock.
2007 - Another group of scientists develop armour that is both grue-proof and eurg-proof, so the universe implodes.
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