"Er det nu dig igen?!?" "Øh nej, nej!" Elin Reimer og Allan Olsen fra "Lille Virgil og Orla Frøsnapper". Fra samme film: "Kaster du nu også med æbler?!?" "Nej, det var en fødselsdagsgave." "Jeg skal eddermame give dig fødselsdagsgave!"
Zappa: "Mulle æd den skovsnegl!"
How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? Deep Throat (1972)
Er lige kommet i tanke om det bedste danske filmcitat nogensinde. Det er selvfølgelig fra Løvens tegn. Baronen sidder på sit kontor og har lige fået et blowjob. Da en person kommer ind. Baronen siger: De forstyrrer ikke. De kommer netop som hun skal gå. Og hun skal gå, netop som jeg er kommet. Det er jo det rene poesi, hehe.
How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? Deep Throat (1972)
Tak for inputne til min plakat. Den er så godt som færdig, og klar til at gå i trykken (70 x 100cm). Som en tak for hjælpen følger her en liste over de citat der fandt plads.
Og ja, jeg ved godt der er mange, mange flere der burde være med, men disse citater er nogle jeg har et forhold til, og som jeg tror også har en bred appel. Det er mit håb at plakaten kan vække gode minder om, måske, glemte film, eller danne basis for en lille hurtig quiz.
mhv. Jan
All-righty then! ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE Warner Bros., 1994 ACTOR Jim Carrey
Elementary, my dear Watson. THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES Twentieth Century Fox, 1939 ACTOR Basil Rathbone
Surely you can't be serious, Dr. Rumack I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 ACTORS Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen
Get away from her, you bitch! ALIENS Twentieth Century Fox, 1986 ACTOR Sigourney Weaver
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death. ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT Universal, 1930 ACTOR Lew Ayres
It's showtime! ALL THAT JAZZ Twentieth Century Fox/Columbia, 1979 ACTOR Roy Scheider
Follow the money. ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN Warner Bros., 1976 ACTOR Hal Holbrook
There are simply too many notes AMADEUS Orion, 1984 ACTOR Jeffrey Jones
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. ANIMAL CRACKERS Paramount, 1930 ACTOR Groucho Marx
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW United Artists, 1979 ACTOR Robert Duvall
Houston, we have a problem. APOLLO 13 Universal, 1995 ACTOR Tom Hanks
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. ARSENIC AND OLD LACE Warner Bros., 1944 ACTOR Cary Grant
You make me want to be a better man. AS GOOD AS IT GETS TriStar, 1997 ACTOR Jack Nicholson
Yeah, baby! AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY New Line Cinema, 1997 ACTOR Mike Myers
That'll do, pig. That'll do. BABE Universal, 1995 ACTOR James Cromwell
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. BACK TO THE FUTURE Universal, 1985 ACTOR Christopher Lloyd
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? BATMAN Warner Bros., 1989 ACTOR Jack Nicholson
Okay, but I get to be on top. BIG Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 ACTOR Tom Hanks
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. BLADE RUNNER Warner Bros., 1982 ACTOR Rutger Hauer
We're on a mission from God. THE BLUES BROTHERS Universal, 1980 ACTOR Dan Aykroyd
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! BRAVEHEART Paramount, 1995 ACTOR Mel Gibson
Madness. Madness. THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI Columbia, 1957 ACTOR James Donald
Kid, the next time I say, “Let's go someplace like Bolivia,” let's go someplace like Bolivia. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID Twentieth Century Fox, 1969 ACTOR Paul Newman
Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.” CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR Ingrid Bergman
Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 ACTOR Humphrey Bogart
Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE RKO, 1941 ACTOR Orson Welles
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. DEAD POETS SOCIETY Touchstone, 1989 ACTOR Robin Williams
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker! DIE HARD Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 ACTOR Bruce Willis
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I kinda lost track myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? DIRTY HARRY Warner Bros., 1971 ACTOR Clint Eastwood
Bond. James Bond. DR. NO United Artists, 1962 ACTOR Sean Connery
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! DR. STRANGELOVE Columbia, 1964 ACTOR Peter Sellers
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. DRACULA Universal, 1931 ACTOR Bela Lugosi
I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man. THE ELEPHANT MAN Paramount, 1980 ACTOR John Hurt
What an excellent day for an exorcism. THE EXORCIST Warner Bros., 1973 ACTOR Linda Blair, Mercedes McCambridge (voice)
I won't be ignored, Dan! FATAL ATTRACTION Paramount, 1987 ACTOR Glenn Close
You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth. A FEW GOOD MEN Columbia, 1992 ACTOR Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruse
If you build it, he will come. FIELD OF DREAMS Universal, 1989 ACTOR Ray Liotta (voice)
First rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk about Fight Club. FIGHT CLUB Twentieth Century Fox, 1999 ACTOR Brad Pitt
Help me! Help me! THE FLY Twentieth Century Fox, 1958 ACTOR David Hedison
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go? FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS Paramount, 1943 ACTOR Ingrid Bergman
My mama always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” FORREST GUMP Paramount, 1994 ACTOR Tom Hanks
I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge. 48 HOURS Paramount, 1982 ACTOR Eddie Murphy
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES Universal, 1991 ACTOR Kathy Bates
What is your major malfunction? FULL METAL JACKET Warner Bros., 1987 ACTOR R. Lee Ermey
We came. We saw. We kicked its ass. GHOSTBUSTERS Columbia, 1984 ACTOR Bill Murray
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. GLADIATOR DreamWorks, 2000 ACTOR Russell Crowe
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER Paramount, 1972 ACTOR Marlon Brando
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 ACTOR Al Pacino
A martini. Shaken, not stirred. GOLDFINGER United Artists, 1964 ACTOR Sean Connery
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND MGM, 1939 ACTOR Clark Gable
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren’t you? THE GRADUATE Embassy Pictures, 1967 ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. THE GRAPES OF WRATH Twentieth Century Fox, 1940 ACTOR Henry Fonda
They're here already! You're next! You're next! INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS Allied Artists, 1956 ACTOR Kevin McCarthy ACTOR Karolyn Grimes
You're gonna need a bigger boat. JAWS Universal, 1975 ACTOR Roy Scheider
Life will find a way. JURASSIC PARK Universal, 1993 ACTOR Jeff Goldblum
Wax-on, wax-off. THE KARATE KID Columbia, 1984 ACTOR Pat Morita
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime. THE KING OF COMEDY Twentieth Century Fox, 1983 ACTOR Robert De Niro
Hi-Yo, Silver! THE LONE RANGER Warner Bros., 1956 ACTOR Clayton Moore
My precious. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS New Line Cinema, 2002 ACTOR Andy Serkis
Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY Paramount, 1970 ACTOR Ryan O'Neal
You're good, you're very good. THE MALTESE FALCON Warner Bros., 1941 ACTOR Humphrey Bogart
Somebody stop me! THE MASK New Line Cinema, 1994 ACTOR Jim Carrey
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? MEET THE PARENTS Universal, 2000 ACTOR Robert De Niro
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good. MEN IN BLACK Columbia, 1997 ACTOR Will Smith
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! MIDNIGHT COWBOY United Artists, 1969 ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Snap out of it! MOONSTRUCK MGM, 1987 ACTOR Cher
Over? Did you say “over?” Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 ACTOR John Belushi
One, two, Freddy's coming for you... A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET New Line, 1984
I had a farm in Africa. OUT OF AFRICA Universal, 1985 ACTOR Meryl Streep (voice)
Does your dog bite? THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN United Artists, 1976 ACTOR Peter Sellers
They're here! POLTERGEIST MGM, 1982 ACTOR Heather O'Rourke
With my brains and your looks, we could go places. THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE MGM, 1946 ACTOR John Garfield
I want the fairy tale. PRETTY WOMAN Touchstone, 1990 ACTOR Julia Roberts
I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms. PRIVATE BENJAMIN Warner Bros., 1980 ACTOR Goldie Hawn
A boy's best friend is his mother. PSYCHO Paramount, 1960 ACTOR Anthony Perkins
Bring out the Gimp. PULP FICTION Miramax, 1994 ACTOR Peter Greene
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK Paramount, 1987 ACTOR Harrison Ford
I'm an excellent driver. RAIN MAN United Artists, 1988 ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
You're tearing me apart! REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE Warner Bros., 1955 ACTOR James Dean
Sometimes you gotta say, “What the fuck.” RISKY BUSINESS Warner Bros., 1983 ACTOR Curtis Armstrong
Earn this. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN DreamWorks, 1998 ACTOR Tom Hanks
The list is an absolute good. The list is life. SCHINDLER'S LIST Universal, 1993 ACTOR Ben Kingsley
Here's Johnny! THE SHINING Warner Bros., 1980 ACTOR Jack Nicholson
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Orion, 1991 ACTOR Anthony Hopkins
I see dead people. THE SIXTH SENSE Hollywood Pictures, 1999 ACTOR Haley Joel Osment
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Disney, 1937 ACTOR Lucille La Verne (voice)
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! SONS OF THE DESERT MGM, 1933 ACTOR Oliver Hardy
May the Force be with you. STAR WARS Twentieth Century Fox, 1977 ACTOR Harrison Ford
Do, or do not. There is no try. STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Twentieth Century Fox, 1980 ACTOR Frank Oz
Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT Warner Bros., 1983 ACTOR Clint Eastwood
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan. TARZAN THE APE MAN MGM, 1932 ACTOR Johnny Weissmuller
You talkin’ to me? TAXI DRIVER Columbia, 1976 ACTOR Robert De Niro
I'll be back. THE TERMINATOR Orion, 1984 ACTOR Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hasta la vista, baby. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY TriStar, 1991 ACTOR Arnold Schwarzenegger
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. THE THIRD MAN Selznick Releasing, 1949 ACTOR Orson Welles
I'm king of the world! TITANIC Paramount/Twentieth Century Fox, 1997 ACTOR Leonardo DiCaprio
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD Universal, 1962 ACTOR Gregory Peck
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? TOOTSIE Columbia, 1982 ACTOR Doris Belack
I feel the need... ...the need for speed! TOP GUN Paramount, 1986 ACTORS Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards
Du er et legetøj, sådan noget børn leger med! Du er en sørgelig, mærkelig lille mand og jeg har ondt af dig. Farvel! TOY STORY Disney/Pixar, 1995 ACTOR Tom Hanks, Tim Allen (voice)
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE Warner Bros., 1948 ACTOR Alfonso Bedoya
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. THE USUAL SUSPECTS Columbia, 1995 ACTOR Kevin Spacey
This is nothing! WAG THE DOG New Line, 1997 ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. WALL STREET Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 ACTOR Michael Douglas
Would you like to play a game? WARGAMES MGM, 1983 ACTOR James Ackerman (voice)
Warriors, come out to play! THE WARRIORS Paramount, 1979 ACTOR David Patrick Kelly
I'll have what she's having. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY… Columbia, 1989 ACTOR Estelle Reiner
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT Touchstone, 1988 ACTOR Kathleen Turner (voice)
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me -- now -- standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever. WUTHERING HEIGHTS United Artists, 1939 ACTOR Merle Oberon
What hump? YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN Twentieth Century Fox, 1974 ACTOR Marty Feldman
Må jeg være fri! Ti stille! Det er for galt. Jeg finder mig ikke i det! Det er det samme hver gang. Det er det samme hver eneste gang. Man har en plan - en genial plan! - og så er man omgivet af hundehoveder og hængerøve, lusede amatører, elendige klamphuggere, latterlige skidesprællere, talentløse skiderikker, impotente grødbønder, småbørnspædagoger og socialdemokrater. Olsen Banden Nordisk film, 1969 – 1992 ACTOR Ove Sprogøe
I´m so sorry, my wife made a mistake. Fawlty Tower BBC. 1978 ACTOR John Cleese
There is no spoon The Matrix Warner Bros. 1999 ACTOR Keanu Reeves
"Der var et egern, mand!" Blinkende Lygter M&M, DR, SVT 2000 ACTOR Mads Mikkelsen
So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you? You're incredible. Who told you? Groundhog Day 1993 ACTOR Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell
Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart. And the head. You hit me dad. I'll never forgive myself. Don't worry I'm all right. Thank God..... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Paramount 1989 ACTOR Sean Connery, Harrison Ford
Danske Jævler! Riget Zentropia 1994 ACTOR Ernst-Hugo Järegård
This is - excuse me - a *damn* fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life, but this, this is one of the best.
TWIN PEAKS Lynch/Frost Productions 1990 ACTOR Kyle MacLachlan
Skide godt, Egon! OLSEN BANDEN Nordisk film 1969 ACTOR Morten Grundwall
Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? Ace Ventura
I didn´t kill my wife! I don´t care THE FUGITIVE Warner Bros. 1993 ACTOR Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones
Hvis I var ludobrikker, ville I så være slået hjem nu? DEN ENESTE ENE Metronome 1999 ACTOR Lars Kaalund
Du vil vel gerne være med i hulen, ikk´ Mulle? ZAPPA Det Danske Filminstitut 1983 ACTOR Peter Reichhardtt
#11 filmz-mlv1804 20 år siden
kim bodnia (i kina spiser de hunde )
"hold kæft hvor jeg glæder mig til at få det glasøje, jeg kan ikke se en skid med den her klap på"
"en kort en lang" hvor troels Lyby siger:
ITs MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT..
#12 20 år siden
Knud, Den eneste ene
#13 davenport 20 år siden
#14 MadMartigan 20 år siden
#15 MadMartigan 20 år siden
#16 filmz-Kadann 20 år siden
No problemo. :) Der følger iøvrigt 2 andre kortfilm med på samme DVD.
#17 chuck 20 år siden
Zappa: "Mulle æd den skovsnegl!"
#18 chuck 20 år siden
De forstyrrer ikke. De kommer netop som hun skal gå. Og hun skal gå, netop som jeg er kommet.
Det er jo det rene poesi, hehe.
#19 20 år siden
Tak for inputne til min plakat. Den er så godt som
færdig, og klar til at gå i trykken (70 x 100cm).
Som en tak for hjælpen følger her en liste over de
citat der fandt plads.
Og ja, jeg ved godt der er mange, mange flere der burde være
med, men disse citater er nogle jeg har et forhold til, og som jeg tror
også har en bred appel.
Det er mit håb at plakaten kan vække gode minder om, måske, glemte film, eller danne basis for en lille hurtig quiz.
mhv.
Jan
All-righty then!
ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE
Warner Bros., 1994
ACTOR Jim Carrey
Elementary, my dear Watson.
THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
Twentieth Century Fox, 1939
ACTOR Basil Rathbone
Surely you can't be serious, Dr. Rumack
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
AIRPLANE!
Paramount, 1980
ACTORS Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen
Get away from her, you bitch!
ALIENS
Twentieth Century Fox, 1986
ACTOR Sigourney Weaver
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts
are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
Universal, 1930
ACTOR Lew Ayres
It's showtime!
ALL THAT JAZZ
Twentieth Century Fox/Columbia, 1979
ACTOR Roy Scheider
Follow the money.
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
Warner Bros., 1976
ACTOR Hal Holbrook
There are simply too many notes
AMADEUS
Orion, 1984
ACTOR Jeffrey Jones
One morning I shot an elephant in my
pajamas. How he got in my pajamas,
I don't know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS
Paramount, 1930
ACTOR Groucho Marx
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW
United Artists, 1979
ACTOR Robert Duvall
Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13
Universal, 1995
ACTOR Tom Hanks
Insanity runs in my family. It practically
gallops.
ARSENIC AND OLD LACE
Warner Bros., 1944
ACTOR Cary Grant
You make me want to be a better man.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
TriStar, 1997
ACTOR Jack Nicholson
Yeah, baby!
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
New Line Cinema, 1997
ACTOR Mike Myers
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
BABE
Universal, 1995
ACTOR James Cromwell
Roads? Where we're going we don't need
roads.
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Universal, 1985
ACTOR Christopher Lloyd
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
BATMAN
Warner Bros., 1989
ACTOR Jack Nicholson
Okay, but I get to be on top.
BIG
Twentieth Century Fox, 1988
ACTOR Tom Hanks
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams
glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in
time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
BLADE RUNNER
Warner Bros., 1982
ACTOR Rutger Hauer
We're on a mission from God.
THE BLUES BROTHERS
Universal, 1980
ACTOR Dan Aykroyd
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
BRAVEHEART
Paramount, 1995
ACTOR Mel Gibson
Madness. Madness.
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
Columbia, 1957
ACTOR James Donald
Kid, the next time I say, “Let's go
someplace like Bolivia,” let's go someplace like Bolivia.
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID
Twentieth Century Fox, 1969
ACTOR Paul Newman
Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
CASABLANCA
Warner Bros., 1942
ACTOR Ingrid Bergman
Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA
Warner Bros., 1942
ACTOR Humphrey Bogart
Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE
RKO, 1941
ACTOR Orson Welles
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your
lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
Touchstone, 1989
ACTOR Robin Williams
Yippie-ki-yay,
motherfucker!
DIE HARD
Twentieth Century Fox, 1988
ACTOR Bruce Willis
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I kinda lost track myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY
Warner Bros., 1971
ACTOR Clint Eastwood
Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO
United Artists, 1962
ACTOR Sean Connery
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE
Columbia, 1964
ACTOR Peter Sellers
Listen to them. Children of the night.
What music they make.
DRACULA
Universal, 1931
ACTOR Bela Lugosi
I am not an animal!
I am a human being.
I am a man.
THE ELEPHANT MAN
Paramount, 1980
ACTOR John Hurt
What an excellent
day for an exorcism.
THE EXORCIST
Warner Bros., 1973
ACTOR Linda Blair, Mercedes McCambridge (voice)
I won't be ignored, Dan!
FATAL ATTRACTION
Paramount, 1987
ACTOR Glenn Close
You want answers?
I think I'm entitled.
You want answers?
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth.
A FEW GOOD MEN
Columbia, 1992
ACTOR Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruse
If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS
Universal, 1989
ACTOR Ray Liotta (voice)
First rule of Fight Club is –
you do not talk about Fight Club.
FIGHT CLUB
Twentieth Century Fox, 1999
ACTOR Brad Pitt
Help me! Help me!
THE FLY
Twentieth Century Fox, 1958
ACTOR David Hedison
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
Paramount, 1943
ACTOR Ingrid Bergman
My mama always said, “Life is like a box of
chocolates. You never know what you're
gonna get.”
FORREST GUMP
Paramount, 1994
ACTOR Tom Hanks
I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man!
A nigger with a badge.
48 HOURS
Paramount, 1982
ACTOR Eddie Murphy
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
Universal, 1991
ACTOR Kathy Bates
What is your major malfunction?
FULL METAL JACKET
Warner Bros., 1987
ACTOR R. Lee Ermey
We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
GHOSTBUSTERS
Columbia, 1984
ACTOR Bill Murray
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a
murdered wife. And I will have my
vengeance, in this life or the next.
GLADIATOR
DreamWorks, 2000
ACTOR Russell Crowe
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
THE GODFATHER
Paramount, 1972
ACTOR Marlon Brando
Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER: PART II
Paramount, 1974
ACTOR Al Pacino
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
GOLDFINGER
United Artists, 1964
ACTOR Sean Connery
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND
MGM, 1939
ACTOR Clark Gable
Mrs. Robinson,
you're trying to seduce me.
Aren’t you?
THE GRADUATE
Embassy Pictures, 1967
ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people
can eat, I'll be there.
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
Twentieth Century Fox, 1940
ACTOR Henry Fonda
They're here already! You're next! You're next!
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS
Allied Artists, 1956
ACTOR Kevin McCarthy
ACTOR Karolyn Grimes
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS
Universal, 1975
ACTOR Roy Scheider
Life will find a way.
JURASSIC PARK
Universal, 1993
ACTOR Jeff Goldblum
Wax-on, wax-off.
THE KARATE KID
Columbia, 1984
ACTOR Pat Morita
Better to be king for a night
than schmuck for a lifetime.
THE KING OF COMEDY
Twentieth Century Fox, 1983
ACTOR Robert De Niro
Hi-Yo, Silver!
THE LONE RANGER
Warner Bros., 1956
ACTOR Clayton Moore
My precious.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
New Line Cinema, 2002
ACTOR Andy Serkis
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
LOVE STORY
Paramount, 1970
ACTOR Ryan O'Neal
You're good, you're very good.
THE MALTESE FALCON
Warner Bros., 1941
ACTOR Humphrey Bogart
Somebody stop me!
THE MASK
New Line Cinema, 1994
ACTOR Jim Carrey
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
MEET THE PARENTS
Universal, 2000
ACTOR Robert De Niro
You know the difference between you and me?
I make this look good.
MEN IN BLACK
Columbia, 1997
ACTOR Will Smith
I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
United Artists, 1969
ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Snap out of it!
MOONSTRUCK
MGM, 1987
ACTOR Cher
Over? Did you say “over?” Nothing is over
until we decide it is! Was it over when the
Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE
Universal, 1978
ACTOR John Belushi
One, two, Freddy's coming for you...
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
New Line, 1984
I had a farm in Africa.
OUT OF AFRICA
Universal, 1985
ACTOR Meryl Streep (voice)
Does your dog bite?
THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN
United Artists, 1976
ACTOR Peter Sellers
They're here!
POLTERGEIST
MGM, 1982
ACTOR Heather O'Rourke
With my brains and your looks,
we could go places.
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE
MGM, 1946
ACTOR John Garfield
I want the fairy tale.
PRETTY WOMAN
Touchstone, 1990
ACTOR Julia Roberts
I did join the Army, but I joined a
different Army. I joined the one with the
condos and the private rooms.
PRIVATE BENJAMIN
Warner Bros., 1980
ACTOR Goldie Hawn
A boy's best friend is his mother.
PSYCHO
Paramount, 1960
ACTOR Anthony Perkins
Bring out the Gimp.
PULP FICTION
Miramax, 1994
ACTOR Peter Greene
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Paramount, 1987
ACTOR Harrison Ford
I'm an excellent driver.
RAIN MAN
United Artists, 1988
ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
You're tearing me apart!
REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
Warner Bros., 1955
ACTOR James Dean
Sometimes you gotta say, “What the fuck.”
RISKY BUSINESS
Warner Bros., 1983
ACTOR Curtis Armstrong
Earn this.
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
DreamWorks, 1998
ACTOR Tom Hanks
The list is an absolute good. The list is
life.
SCHINDLER'S LIST
Universal, 1993
ACTOR Ben Kingsley
Here's Johnny!
THE SHINING
Warner Bros., 1980
ACTOR Jack Nicholson
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm
having an old friend for dinner.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Orion, 1991
ACTOR Anthony Hopkins
I see dead people.
THE SIXTH SENSE
Hollywood Pictures, 1999
ACTOR Haley Joel Osment
Magic Mirror on the wall,
who is the fairest one of all?
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
Disney, 1937
ACTOR Lucille La Verne (voice)
Well, here's another nice mess
you've gotten me into!
SONS OF THE DESERT
MGM, 1933
ACTOR Oliver Hardy
May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS
Twentieth Century Fox, 1977
ACTOR Harrison Ford
Do, or do not. There is no try.
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Twentieth Century Fox, 1980
ACTOR Frank Oz
Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT
Warner Bros., 1983
ACTOR Clint Eastwood
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
TARZAN THE APE MAN
MGM, 1932
ACTOR Johnny Weissmuller
You talkin’ to me?
TAXI DRIVER
Columbia, 1976
ACTOR Robert De Niro
I'll be back.
THE TERMINATOR
Orion, 1984
ACTOR Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
TriStar, 1991
ACTOR Arnold Schwarzenegger
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and
they had 500 years of democracy and peace.
And what did that produce? The cuckoo
clock.
THE THIRD MAN
Selznick Releasing, 1949
ACTOR Orson Welles
I'm king of the world!
TITANIC
Paramount/Twentieth Century Fox, 1997
ACTOR Leonardo DiCaprio
You never really understand a person until
you consider things from his point of view,
until you climb inside of his skin and walk
around in it.
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
Universal, 1962
ACTOR Gregory Peck
I'd like to make her look a little more
attractive. How far can you pull back?
TOOTSIE
Columbia, 1982
ACTOR Doris Belack
I feel the need...
...the need for speed!
TOP GUN
Paramount, 1986
ACTORS Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards
Du er et legetøj, sådan noget børn leger med!
Du er en sørgelig, mærkelig lille mand og jeg har ondt af dig. Farvel!
TOY STORY
Disney/Pixar, 1995
ACTOR Tom Hanks, Tim Allen (voice)
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't
need no badges! I don't have to show you
any stinking badges!
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
Warner Bros., 1948
ACTOR Alfonso Bedoya
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was
convincing the world he didn't exist.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Columbia, 1995
ACTOR Kevin Spacey
This is nothing!
WAG THE DOG
New Line, 1997
ACTOR Dustin Hoffman
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
WALL STREET
Twentieth Century Fox, 1987
ACTOR Michael Douglas
Would you like to play a game?
WARGAMES
MGM, 1983
ACTOR James Ackerman (voice)
Warriors, come out to play!
THE WARRIORS
Paramount, 1979
ACTOR David Patrick Kelly
I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…
Columbia, 1989
ACTOR Estelle Reiner
I'm not bad.
I'm just drawn that way.
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
Touchstone, 1988
ACTOR Kathleen Turner (voice)
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff,
this is me -- now -- standing on this hill
with you. This is me, forever.
WUTHERING HEIGHTS
United Artists, 1939
ACTOR Merle Oberon
What hump?
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
Twentieth Century Fox, 1974
ACTOR Marty Feldman
Må jeg være fri! Ti stille! Det er for galt. Jeg finder mig ikke i det! Det er det samme hver gang. Det er det samme hver eneste gang. Man har en plan - en genial plan! - og så er man omgivet af hundehoveder og hængerøve, lusede amatører, elendige klamphuggere, latterlige skidesprællere, talentløse skiderikker, impotente grødbønder, småbørnspædagoger og socialdemokrater.
Olsen Banden
Nordisk film, 1969 – 1992
ACTOR Ove Sprogøe
I´m so sorry, my wife made a mistake.
Fawlty Tower
BBC. 1978
ACTOR John Cleese
There is no spoon
The Matrix
Warner Bros. 1999
ACTOR Keanu Reeves
"Der var et egern, mand!"
Blinkende Lygter
M&M, DR, SVT 2000
ACTOR Mads Mikkelsen
So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
You're incredible.
Who told you?
Groundhog Day
1993
ACTOR Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell
Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
And the head. You hit me dad.
I'll never forgive myself.
Don't worry I'm all right.
Thank God..... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Paramount 1989
ACTOR Sean Connery, Harrison Ford
Danske Jævler!
Riget
Zentropia 1994
ACTOR Ernst-Hugo Järegård
This is - excuse me - a *damn* fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life, but this, this is one of the best.
TWIN PEAKS
Lynch/Frost Productions 1990
ACTOR Kyle MacLachlan
Skide godt, Egon!
OLSEN BANDEN
Nordisk film 1969
ACTOR Morten Grundwall
Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Ace Ventura
I didn´t kill my wife!
I don´t care
THE FUGITIVE
Warner Bros. 1993
ACTOR Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones
Hvis I var ludobrikker,
ville I så være slået hjem nu?
DEN ENESTE ENE
Metronome 1999
ACTOR Lars Kaalund
Du vil vel gerne være med i hulen, ikk´ Mulle?
ZAPPA
Det Danske Filminstitut 1983
ACTOR Peter Reichhardtt
#20 Jay El 20 år siden
To spørgsmål dog - håber ikke du tager mig det ilde op.
Hvorfor er citatet fra Toy Story skrevet på dansk med reference til de amerikanske skuespillere?
Og hvorfor skriver du ikke Actress når citatet er sagt af en kvinde?