Vil smide alle min historier jeg for skrevet her fremover, da jeg elsker at udnytte min fanatasi til egne påfund og korte historie om batman osv!
Her er den første, og den er på engelsk. Bær over de grammatiske fejl osv her, bruger ikke rigtig meget tid. Det er så her i kan rette for mig, og self vurdere om det er en god historie!
Batmans worst nightmare
“I was on my way to another night full of death and horror, joker was on the loose once again. It has been quiet for six months, and I had to see it coming. The joker always escapes Arkham, and why he does that again and again is really getting me frustrated”.
It was winter, and it was the coldest and it had snowed for 3 days in a row in Gotham city. The dark and long bat mobile drove fast trough the gothic and alleys filled with snow, and the citizens of Gotham was running away from something. The man driving the bat mobile was not running, he was driving as fast as he could. He knew what was ahead of him, a mad lunatic with bad jokes. The police already had surrounded the perimeter, but there was no cops.
The man stopped bat mobile, and stepped out of the car dressed up as big black scary bat with a symbol of a black bat, surrounded with a yellow background. He looked around and didn’t see anything, no cop, no bodies laying around. “What where they running from, and where is the clown?”. He went further, but carefully around the street filled with all the empty police cars.
He walked over to the police cars to investigate if there was any in passangers in the cars, or clues. “Strange, There is no damage to the cars, so where on earth are everybody and why were the screaming and running away?”.
The man looked around and saw something move, and he saw it was running away from him. He chased the shadowlike figure into a narrowed alley. He couldn’t see anything, he took his hand to his ear under the masked he was wearing, and turned on his Bat vision which allowed him to see everything clearly, and now he could see through walls and warm bodies.
He detected a heath signature and took a grapnel in his belt, and fired it up and he flew up to the roof. When he had seen up again he saw it, a burning Gotham and explosions, buildings falling to pieces. The man was shocked at first but then he realised he didn’t hear the explosions and the fire cracking in the distance.
Then suddenly a figure came out of now where, in the shadow behind the man “Enjoying Doctor Cranes fear gas are we Bats!" a giggle came along.
The man turned around and looked at the figure, who turned out to be a man wearing a purple suit, a white face, red lipstick around his mouth and chins. It was the joker, and the man had found him.
The joker approached the man in a jumping dance walk, while he whizzed a disturbing theme. The man took him up with both his hands, so the joker looked down on batman and not touching the ground
“Where are the Police Joker?" the man said with a firm and a harsh voice.
The joker laughed at the answer, and answered “Now now Batman, we both know that you will have to find out that yourself”.
Batman threw the joker away, and the joker stood up and batman hit him in the right chin, and followed by hitting him on the left chin. The joker was trying to hold his gravity on the roof, but fell on his butt, he giggled and smiled “Oh you and your hand to hand integrations, they are so much fun. The harder you hit, there more desperate i know you are haha”.
“Disgusting maniac, he wants me to beat him”. the batman thought to himself.
He took joker up and looked at him, the joker looked at the angry batman with a evil smile. Batman breathed heavily and his breath was thick when it came out of his nose. The breat of the joker was more lighter, and not as visible as the batman’s. batman was a breathing bull in the winter, Joker on the other hand was breathing as a hyena
The joker said to the batman, while looking at him with a fake worried expression “We are not gonna kiss now are we?”. the joker giggled.
The batman roared and kicked him in the stomach so the joker went 3 feet away from the batman. The joker tried to laugh but the kick hit him hard, so he had a hard time to breath.”Good thing I didn’t any of Harleys Christmas cookies or else they would have been all over the place by now".
He laughed at his joke, and the batman walked to him, and took him up again and said to the joker “No more funny jokes clown, where are the cops!”.
The joker looked at him with a suprising experssion “did you just say my jokes where funny bats? Oh you shouldn’t have”. the joker giggled.
Batman looked at him with eyes of anger and fear. The joker knew he had to give him something, to ease his little bat mind.
“Oh well I don’t know, you’re under the control of fear gas you idiot, are you not! its your world we are living in right now".
Batman replied with a firm and determined voice “This is a weak doses of fear gas, i can deal with it”.
Joker looked at him, and then he said “Oh darn,well if you say so”.
As the joker finished his sentence, he quickly kicked batman so he could reach out for his gun, and got the chance of firing it. The joker trigged the gun, and out of it came a boom arrow, he trigged again but the batman was fast and dodged it. The batman looked at him and said to him “Who’s laughing now clown, you missed your shot”.
The joker giggled at the comment and he replied “Oh but bats, I never miss and you know that huhu!”. He looked down on batman where he had hit him, and he saw a needle shot, which was almost empty.
The batman took it out of his body, and threw it away. “Stupid, stupid Bruce, the joker always got an something in the other hand, always”.
“I never miss Bats, I never miss”. The joker said while watching batman crumbling, and getting dizzy at the fear toxin. The joker went to him, and batman had fallen to his knees and feeling more and more dizzy.
The joker took batman, and hold up his chin with his hand not holding boom gun. “Chin up bats, now me and Doctor Crane have something special for you, our xmas present to you!”.
The joker smashed the boom gun into batman’s head, and he gave a quick grump of pain and fell to the ground. The joker turned around and took few steps, and picked up his boom shot arrow, he had fired at batman. He took it up, and but it in the fire hole of the gun. He turned around with a ballet looking jump, and went over to batman.
The joker looked at his face from the right side, and on the left sight the thin doctor crane, in his scarecrow costume looked at him. The joker looked at Crane for a moment, and then back again on the caped crusader.
“Your worst nightmare”. The joker looked at batman, and aimed the boom gun at scarecrow and shot him with the arrow.
Ja det var så det, indtil videre og kommer an på om i kan lide den nok til at være interesseret hvad Jokeren har af planer til batman, jeg mener mig!
"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it".
#1 Batsy 11 år siden
Her er den første, og den er på engelsk. Bær over de grammatiske fejl osv her, bruger ikke rigtig meget tid. Det er så her i kan rette for mig, og self vurdere om det er en god historie!
Batmans worst nightmare
“I was on my way to another night full of death and horror, joker was on the loose once again. It has been quiet for six months, and I had to see it coming. The joker always escapes Arkham, and why he does that again and again is really getting me frustrated”.
It was winter, and it was the coldest and it had snowed for 3 days in a row in Gotham city.
The dark and long bat mobile drove fast trough the gothic and alleys filled with snow, and the citizens of Gotham was running away from something. The man driving the bat mobile was not running, he was driving as fast as he could. He knew what was ahead of him, a mad lunatic with bad jokes. The police already had surrounded the perimeter, but there was no cops.
The man stopped bat mobile, and stepped out of the car dressed up as big black scary bat with a symbol of a black bat, surrounded with a yellow background. He looked around and didn’t see anything, no cop, no bodies laying around. “What where they running from, and where is the clown?”.
He went further, but carefully around the street filled with all the empty police cars.
He walked over to the police cars to investigate if there was any in passangers in the cars, or clues.
“Strange, There is no damage to the cars, so where on earth are everybody and why were the screaming and running away?”.
The man looked around and saw something move, and he saw it was running away from him. He chased the shadowlike figure into a narrowed alley. He couldn’t see anything, he took his hand to his ear under the masked he was wearing, and turned on his Bat vision which allowed him to see everything clearly, and now he could see through walls and warm bodies.
He detected a heath signature and took a grapnel in his belt, and fired it up and he flew up to the roof. When he had seen up again he saw it, a burning Gotham and explosions, buildings falling to pieces. The man was shocked at first but then he realised he didn’t hear the explosions and the fire cracking in the distance.
Then suddenly a figure came out of now where, in the shadow behind the man “Enjoying Doctor Cranes fear gas are we Bats!" a giggle came along.
The man turned around and looked at the figure, who turned out to be a man wearing a purple suit, a white face, red lipstick around his mouth and chins. It was the joker, and the man had found him.
The joker approached the man in a jumping dance walk, while he whizzed a disturbing theme.
The man took him up with both his hands, so the joker looked down on batman and not touching the ground
“Where are the Police Joker?" the man said with a firm and a harsh voice.
The joker laughed at the answer, and answered “Now now Batman, we both know that you will have to find out that yourself”.
Batman threw the joker away, and the joker stood up and batman hit him in the right chin, and followed by hitting him on the left chin.
The joker was trying to hold his gravity on the roof, but fell on his butt, he giggled and smiled “Oh you and your hand to hand integrations, they are so much fun. The harder you hit, there more desperate i know you are haha”.
“Disgusting maniac, he wants me to beat him”. the batman thought to himself.
He took joker up and looked at him, the joker looked at the angry batman with a evil smile. Batman breathed heavily and his breath was thick when it came out of his nose.
The breat of the joker was more lighter, and not as visible as the batman’s. batman was a breathing bull in the winter, Joker on the other hand was breathing as a hyena
The joker said to the batman, while looking at him with a fake worried expression
“We are not gonna kiss now are we?”. the joker giggled.
The batman roared and kicked him in the stomach so the joker went 3 feet away from the batman.
The joker tried to laugh but the kick hit him hard, so he had a hard time to breath.”Good thing I didn’t any of Harleys Christmas cookies or else they would have been all over the place by now".
He laughed at his joke, and the batman walked to him, and took him up again and said to the joker “No more funny jokes clown, where are the cops!”.
The joker looked at him with a suprising experssion “did you just say my jokes where funny bats? Oh you shouldn’t have”. the joker giggled.
Batman looked at him with eyes of anger and fear. The joker knew he had to give him something, to ease his little bat mind.
“Oh well I don’t know, you’re under the control of fear gas you idiot, are you not! its your world we are living in right now".
Batman replied with a firm and determined voice “This is a weak doses of fear gas, i can deal with it”.
Joker looked at him, and then he said “Oh darn,well if you say so”.
As the joker finished his sentence, he quickly kicked batman so he could reach out for his gun, and got the chance of firing it. The joker trigged the gun, and out of it came a boom arrow, he trigged again but the batman was fast and dodged it.
The batman looked at him and said to him “Who’s laughing now clown, you missed your shot”.
The joker giggled at the comment and he replied “Oh but bats, I never miss and you know that huhu!”. He looked down on batman where he had hit him, and he saw a needle shot, which was almost empty.
The batman took it out of his body, and threw it away.
“Stupid, stupid Bruce, the joker always got an something in the other hand, always”.
“I never miss Bats, I never miss”. The joker said while watching batman crumbling, and getting dizzy at the fear toxin. The joker went to him, and batman had fallen to his knees and feeling more and more dizzy.
The joker took batman, and hold up his chin with his hand not holding boom gun. “Chin up bats, now me and Doctor Crane have something special for you, our xmas present to you!”.
The joker smashed the boom gun into batman’s head, and he gave a quick grump of pain and fell to the ground. The joker turned around and took few steps, and picked up his boom shot arrow, he had fired at batman. He took it up, and but it in the fire hole of the gun. He turned around with a ballet looking jump, and went over to batman.
The joker looked at his face from the right side, and on the left sight the thin doctor crane, in his scarecrow costume looked at him. The joker looked at Crane for a moment, and then back again on the caped crusader.
“Your worst nightmare”. The joker looked at batman, and aimed the boom gun at scarecrow and shot him with the arrow.
Ja det var så det, indtil videre og kommer an på om i kan lide den nok til at være interesseret hvad Jokeren har af planer til batman, jeg mener mig!