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#6151 MMB 13 år siden

Ja, når man nu en sjælden gang godt kunne bruge et godt Milan resultat, så får man ingenting. ;)
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#6152 MMB 13 år siden

Liverpool mål nu!
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#6153 Kruse 13 år siden

Bare rolig Johan, Chelsea vinder stadig minimum 3-1!
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
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#6154 The Insider 13 år siden

116% ufortjent. 117% forventet.
War. War never changes.
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#6155 Richard Burton 13 år siden

103% boldbesiddelse i Parken.
Jeg glemmer aldrig smagen af Werners ægte!
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#6156 Åkepool 13 år siden

En god lille side med lidt statistik på Messi og Ronaldo, hvis man altså vil bruge statistik til at bestemme hvem der er bedst:



http://messivsronaldo.net/

Det er muligt i har set den før, det har jeg ikke.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
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#6157 Kruse 13 år siden

Men hvor er Emile Heskey i den sammenligning?! Forrykt at han bliver overset! Her er et par facts om Emile Heskey sat overfor Messi:

http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/98533-emile-heskey-v-lionel-messi.html skrev:
1. Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has.
2. Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
3. Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
4. Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
5. Heskey undoubtedly has a larger**** than Messi.
6. Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
7. Emile's shots go out for throw-ins,Messi's don't.
8. Heskey's Mrs is sexier than Messi's Mrs.
9. Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a git.
10. Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
11. Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
12. Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
13. Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
14. Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
15. Heskey has never had a bad gamein La Liga, Messi has.
16. Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
17. Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
18. Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
19. Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
20. Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
21. Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
22. Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
23. Heskey has had poor managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
24. Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.
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#6158 loki 13 år siden

Hvem er Heskey?
www.peakoil.dk
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#6159 Kruse 13 år siden

loki (6158) skrev:
Hvem er Heskey?


Verdens bedste fodboldspiller nogensinde i universet of all time!
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#6160 The Insider 13 år siden

#6157, det er dæleme god humor!
War. War never changes.

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