Douglas Adams: A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Albert Einstein: I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink."
"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man."
"I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!"
"I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'"
"Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself."
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
"I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas."
"Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
- George W. Bush
"Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice."
#21 Kalle Ferm 18 år siden
Nietzsche er død
- Gud
#22 filmz-Annabel 18 år siden
#23 filmz-Narniabæver 18 år siden
Dodger - Oliver & Company
#24 Razzia 18 år siden
- some guy on msn..
#25 dyg 18 år siden
#26 Razzia 18 år siden
Den der går i seng med kløende røv, vågner op med lugtende finger.
Citat: Sun Tzu
#27 Popeye 18 år siden
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Albert Einstein:
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
#28 Benway 18 år siden
"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink."
"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man."
"I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!"
"I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'"
"Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself."
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
"I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas."
#29 jessup 18 år siden
Jean Cocteau
#30 Benway 18 år siden
- George W. Bush