"Det er kun den mand, hvis forstand er formørket af hans seksuelle lyster, der kunne finde på at give navnet "det smukke køn" til den smalskuldrede, bredhoftede og kortbenede race af undermålere."
Schopenhauer
#3 Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
#1 jessup 18 år siden
"Alle tror, at deres egne overbevisninger er kulminationen af to og et halv årtusinds vestlig filosofi."
"Hvad er det at plyndre en bank mod det at grundlægge en bank"
Brecht
"De store nationer har altid optrådt som gangstere og de små nationer som prostituerede"
Kubrick
#2 b e c h 18 år siden
Churchill: "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
#3 filmz-Bruce 18 år siden
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
#4 Benway 18 år siden
- Kierkegaard
#5 filmz-Narniabæver 18 år siden
Hammy - Over Hækken
#6 jessup 18 år siden
Billy Wilder
#7 jessup 18 år siden
Schopenhauer
#3 Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
LOL
#8 jessup 18 år siden
Hegel
#9 Benway 18 år siden
- Nietzsche
#10 b e c h 18 år siden