Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Michael
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Michael.
Me:
Thank you very much
God:
You are quite welcome.
Me:
So how is it going up there in heaven?
God:
Gee. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good, how is Jesus?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I'll bet, he's probably very popular with the ladies
God:
I see. popular with the ladies is he?
Me:
He must be
God:
I get it. popular with the ladies must be.
Me:
Uhm anyway, have you seen any good movies lately?
God:
How about earlier? Really. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Yeah but i did not like so much
God:
What did you think about it? What don't you like about it?
Me:
It was a little boring
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
No, it was not interesting, it was boring
God:
Are you serious? It seemed like interesting it was boring.
Me:
Oh..... what?
God:
Ah. Are you confused?
Me:
A little, but that's okay. Did you see the Academy Awards 2006?
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big? Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
I'm sorry to hear that
God:
There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
The reason i'm asking is because Crash won the best movie award and i was wondering if you might have had anything to do with that?
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
So you where involved?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Michael said I where involved.
Me:
Aha, so you let Crash win because you didn't want Brokeback Mountain to win?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: Michael said I let Crash win because you did not want Brokeback Mountain to win.
Me:
Are you homophobic?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am homophobic.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Sou you don't like gay people?
God:
Would Sou me ever like gay people?
Me:
Youre clearly in denial
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my room... Watching porn
God:
Describe your surroundings to me. It sounds very comfortable.
Me:
It sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, Michael.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Michael.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Michael.
Me:
Stop that
God:
" I'm glad we agree, Michael."? Stop it.
Me:
Okay if youre going to be childish i am going to end this discussion
God:
Yeah okay, I could be. I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be childish you are going to end this discussion.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. I am a good robot.
Me:
Asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.

Efter at have prøvet den et par gange, prøvede jeg at tage den 100% seriøst, imens jeg var super positiv... (Hmmm)

Det udspillede sig således:

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Henrik
God:
How are you doing, Henrik.
Me:
i am fine. how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Henrik ?
Me:
I am fine. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
well that is super!
God:
Interesting. Makes sense to me.
Me:
It sure does!
God:
How often?
Me:
Only you can answer that question.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I am sorry to hear that.
God:
There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
Play what?
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
I dont know. You were going to play something at my soundcard.
God:
Me either. I was?
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
You are funny.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I love you god.
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
well. have a nice day.
God:
Well what? You too!
Me:
Goodbye!
God:
Bye for now.