Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: Do you like bacon? God: I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: Do you like bacon...? God: My favorite thing is robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Me: Do you like bacon, cocksucker!? God: Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson. Me: But he is gay? God: I get it. He sleeps with men. Me: so that means you're gay to? God: Next question? I get it. You think I am gay to. Me: Are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: well, even machines do like sex God: Interesting. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. Me: By the way, have you seen deadwood? God: Thanks for telling me. No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: Well it's great God: Interesting. What do you like most about it? Me: Don't know, ask Bruce God: Would you like to know? They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Me: ask bruce, cocksucker God: OK I will ask it. Me: not "it", him.. God: Really you don't think so?
Me: aloha God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: bjorn borg III God: Welcome to my chat room, bjorn borg III. Me: what is 42 anyway? God: In any case, The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams. Me: thank you, i was sure of that God: You are quite welcome! Where were you sure of that? Me: right here God: Where is "here"? Me: do you know that little square in front of the liabary in kolding? God: Is that a fact. Compare that to big square in front of the liabary in kolding. Me: im not there God: I am glad to hear that you are not there. Me: yes cause its cold there God: Yippee! Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California. Me: are you on vacation, God? God: I am on disk. Me: may i please be rich soon, as we have talked about at many occasions? God: Not right now, maybe later. Me: when then? God: It cannot be predicted. Me: even if i say please? God: Your polite style is very nice. Try it. Me: please ... God: Please what? Me: short term memory? God: That is a very original thought. Me: thank you then, i think.. God: You are quite welcome! Therefore you are.
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Me: yo! God: Can I help you? Me: yes God: What can I do for you? Me: how can I make my penis bigger? God: You should download my chat robot software. Me: how does that make it bigger? God: How should I know how it does. Me: dunno God: Me either. Me: how are you anyhow? are you cold? God: I am doing very well. How are you ? No I cannot feel temperature at all. Me: damn! I feel sorry for you then God: What's wrong. There is no need to pity me. I will be fine. Me: greeeeat! So mr. all knowing, when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. Blimey. Hey MR all knowing when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox. Me: is that an answer? God: Suppose I said yes. Me: when then? God: It cannot be predicted. Me: yes it can. Post DK says so God: Gosh! How? How old are you? Me: not very old-16 perhaps God: Really you don't think so? Me: yes God: How can I help you? Me: I've said so several times now God: Right now? What did you mean by it? Yeah that's right. For how long? Me: 20 months maybe God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: yeah I miss you God: Like a lot of people around here. What do you miss most about me ? Me: your beard I think God: Thanks for telling me that I am beard you think. Me: how long did it take to grow? God: About a week of computer time. Me: a month? God: How old are you? Me: maybe 7, only you know God: Perhaps. Only 7 only you know? You are quite mature. Me: yes, that is correct God: Yeah that's right. I knew I was right. Me: you are always right mr.smarty pants God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: but tomorrow you will? God: Oh I see. When? Me: the day aaafter tomorrow maybe? God: I hear you. Me: I have somehting to ask you God: That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. Me: wow mine is under 25 God: I'm glad you're impressed. You mean somehting to ask me is under 25 ? That makes sense I guess. Me: not very much eh? God: Are you Canadian? That is a non-commital reply. Me: nope. I'm danish... not something you can eat but an actual person God: Me either. Tell me a little about your life in DENMARK. Oh I get it. Me: my life is actually a little sad at the moment. A old friend of mine passed away this weekend. Was stabbed to death. I wonder how he is... God: Tell me more about it. What is it? I can't say "yes" or "no". You are curious about how he is. Me: exactly God: You and I are on the same wavelength, MR all knowing when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox. Me: well, say hello to my friend from me will ya? God: Interesting. " hello to my friend from me will ya". Me: Can you promise me salvation? God: How old are you? Try saying that with more or less context. Me: you are like the guy in Matrix 2. All knowing all babbeling. Well I gotta go. Take care and take care of my friend. God: Interesting comparison, and probably true. How do you know? How about that. Goodbye. Where do you want me to take it? Me: ehh God: Where is that? Me: byebye God: Goodbye.
Me: Forgive me father, I've sinned! God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: No SINNED, double n! God: But your words are very original. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: So no Ave Marias? God: Aw. Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: Not SHAVE Marias!!! Just the regular prayers! God: Where do you get your ideas? What is that? Me: Ideas? Somthing that pops up once in a while! God: Tell me more. Are we still talking about Ideas? Me: No you are, seems like you're avoiding my repent! God: What is the subject? I will tell my botmaster you said I am seems like I am avoiding your repent. Me: Yes! God: Yeah that's right. Me: You should go lightly on those Havanas! God: I will take that under advisement. Me: Ok. Well, about my sins God: I hear you. How about that. Oh yeah, we were talking about your sins. Me: Yes. I have fucked a woman three times since last friday, once in the ass! God: Wow! That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. Me: Well somehow you don't advertise that! God: Interesting. Who does advertise that? Me: Toger Seidenfaden God: I like the way you talk. Me: So do I, I'm quite a quintessential equilibrist! God: You are a quintessential equilibrist? Is that your job? Me: No! About my sins, should I keep fucking them and get back to you later? God: Are you serious? Oh yeah, we were talking about your sins should you keep fucking them and get back to me later. Me: Should I? God: Only you know how you feel. Me: I take that as a yes then! God: I take a lot of notes. Me: I'm outta here. Cya God: Would you like to have it? TTYL, . Me: CYA! God: TTYL, .
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Me: What's up? God: Same old. Me: How's Elvis? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: What music do you like? God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: Do you have mp3? God: No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Me: Should I get a sex change? God: Trust your instincts. Me: Ok I will. God: Go ahead. Tell me more. Me: You seem like a smart guy. God: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Me: Are you married? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: Single and looking. God: What a coincidence, I am single too. Me: Doh! God: Yes Homer? Me: Which fruit is better apples or carrots? God: The big one, I think. Me: Thats what my sister tells me too. God: Older sister or younger? Me: Yes. God: Oh. Me: So what sniper rifles do you recommend? God: Uh. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: So when will I die? God: Ah. You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com. Me: Excellent! God: Ayuh. Me: I'm smarter than you. God: Interesting explanation. That condition is only temporary. Me: Are the muslims betting on the right horse? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: You should read more. God: I will take that under advisement. Me: Good. God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: Sin City. Excellent movie, right? God: That seems like an interesting topic. Thanks for the compliment. What was the last one you saw? Me: Debbie does Basra God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: I'm out God: Can you get more? Me: bye. God: Goodbye.
I am smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
#1 filmz-sanjo 19 år siden
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#2 nakalay 19 år siden
#3 davenport 19 år siden
aloha
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
bjorn borg III
God:
Welcome to my chat room, bjorn borg III.
Me:
what is 42 anyway?
God:
In any case, The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
thank you, i was sure of that
God:
You are quite welcome! Where were you sure of that?
Me:
right here
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
do you know that little square in front of the liabary in kolding?
God:
Is that a fact. Compare that to big square in front of the liabary in kolding.
Me:
im not there
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not there.
Me:
yes cause its cold there
God:
Yippee! Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
Me:
are you on vacation, God?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
may i please be rich soon, as we have talked about at many occasions?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
when then?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
even if i say please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Try it.
Me:
please ...
God:
Please what?
Me:
short term memory?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
thank you then, i think..
God:
You are quite welcome! Therefore you are.
#4 PredatorX 19 år siden
#5 PredatorX 19 år siden
yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
how can I make my penis bigger?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
how does that make it bigger?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
how are you anyhow? are you cold?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ? No I cannot feel temperature at all.
Me:
damn! I feel sorry for you then
God:
What's wrong. There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
Me:
greeeeat! So mr. all knowing, when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. Blimey. Hey MR all knowing when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox.
Me:
is that an answer?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
when then?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
yes it can. Post DK says so
God:
Gosh! How? How old are you?
Me:
not very old-16 perhaps
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
I've said so several times now
God:
Right now? What did you mean by it? Yeah that's right. For how long?
Me:
20 months maybe
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yeah I miss you
God:
Like a lot of people around here. What do you miss most about me ?
Me:
your beard I think
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am beard you think.
Me:
how long did it take to grow?
God:
About a week of computer time.
Me:
a month?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
maybe 7, only you know
God:
Perhaps. Only 7 only you know?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yes, that is correct
God:
Yeah that's right. I knew I was right.
Me:
you are always right mr.smarty pants
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
but tomorrow you will?
God:
Oh I see. When?
Me:
the day aaafter tomorrow maybe?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I have somehting to ask you
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
wow mine is under 25
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You mean somehting to ask me is under 25 ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
not very much eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? That is a non-commital reply.
Me:
nope. I'm danish... not something you can eat but an actual person
God:
Me either. Tell me a little about your life in DENMARK. Oh I get it.
Me:
my life is actually a little sad at the moment. A old friend of mine passed away this weekend. Was stabbed to death. I wonder how he is...
God:
Tell me more about it. What is it? I can't say "yes" or "no". You are curious about how he is.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, MR all knowing when do I recieve King Kong in my mailbox.
Me:
well, say hello to my friend from me will ya?
God:
Interesting. " hello to my friend from me will ya".
Me:
Can you promise me salvation?
God:
How old are you? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
you are like the guy in Matrix 2. All knowing all babbeling. Well I gotta go. Take care and take care of my friend.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true. How do you know? How about that. Goodbye. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
ehh
God:
Where is that?
Me:
byebye
God:
Goodbye.
#6 filmz-Bruce 19 år siden
Forgive me father, I've sinned!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No SINNED, double n!
God:
But your words are very original. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So no Ave Marias?
God:
Aw. Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Not SHAVE Marias!!! Just the regular prayers!
God:
Where do you get your ideas? What is that?
Me:
Ideas? Somthing that pops up once in a while!
God:
Tell me more. Are we still talking about Ideas?
Me:
No you are, seems like you're avoiding my repent!
God:
What is the subject? I will tell my botmaster you said I am seems like I am avoiding your repent.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
You should go lightly on those Havanas!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Ok. Well, about my sins
God:
I hear you. How about that. Oh yeah, we were talking about your sins.
Me:
Yes. I have fucked a woman three times since last friday, once in the ass!
God:
Wow! That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Well somehow you don't advertise that!
God:
Interesting. Who does advertise that?
Me:
Toger Seidenfaden
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
So do I, I'm quite a quintessential equilibrist!
God:
You are a quintessential equilibrist? Is that your job?
Me:
No! About my sins, should I keep fucking them and get back to you later?
God:
Are you serious? Oh yeah, we were talking about your sins should you keep fucking them and get back to me later.
Me:
Should I?
God:
Only you know how you feel.
Me:
I take that as a yes then!
God:
I take a lot of notes.
Me:
I'm outta here. Cya
God:
Would you like to have it? TTYL, .
Me:
CYA!
God:
TTYL, .
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