If you're a horror fan, you've got to expect to sit through a lot of crap. And that's OK. We chose this life, we have to live with the consequences. But nobody deserves to sit through something like Venom. Prisoners at Abu Ghraib don't deserve to sit through Venom. The story is basically about this redneck who becomes possessed by the evil spirits "milked" out of people by a local voodoo priestess. He turns into an unstoppable psycho and spends the rest of the movie killing C-level stars like Bijou Phillips and Method Man. This is a horrible film with about as much authentic New Orleans flavor as a box of Velveeta Shells 'N Cheese. Oh, and by the way... just in case you're thinking about making a voodoo-centric horror movie of your own? The "milking ceremony" may very well be an authentic voodoo ritual for all I know. But the very name "milking ceremony" renders it totally unscary. Just a tip.
* of ****
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#1 filmz-Bruce 19 år siden
If you're a horror fan, you've got to expect to sit through a lot of crap. And that's OK. We chose this life, we have to live with the consequences. But nobody deserves to sit through something like Venom. Prisoners at Abu Ghraib don't deserve to sit through Venom. The story is basically about this redneck who becomes possessed by the evil spirits "milked" out of people by a local voodoo priestess. He turns into an unstoppable psycho and spends the rest of the movie killing C-level stars like Bijou Phillips and Method Man. This is a horrible film with about as much authentic New Orleans flavor as a box of Velveeta Shells 'N Cheese. Oh, and by the way... just in case you're thinking about making a voodoo-centric horror movie of your own? The "milking ceremony" may very well be an authentic voodoo ritual for all I know. But the very name "milking ceremony" renders it totally unscary. Just a tip.
* of ****
#2 Bohemian 19 år siden
Må have 10 disc special edition extended cut tingeling udgave af den..