Anmelderne på NY Times har lavet en række kritiske memos til Hollywood.
Nogle er små skarpe som denne:
To: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Cc: Every actress in Hollywood
From: A.O.S.
Calories: please consume more of them. Also, fire your personal trainers.
Andre er længere og mere præcise:
To: Hollywood
From: A.O.S. & M.D.
Yes, green is good. But there is no ecological benefit in recycling intellectual properties or in treating pop-culture treasures like so much scrap material. Let us read our comic books and watch our DVDs of old movies and television shows and try to capture our imaginations with something new. So, enough with the serial killers (unless you’re David Fincher); period dramas; movies in which children die or are endangered; (bad) literary adaptations; superhero epics; tween-pop exploitation vehicles; scenes with bubble-breasted women working the pole in strip clubs; shady ladies with hearts of gold; Google Earth-like zoom-ins of the world; sensitive Nazis; sexy Nazis; Nazis period; dysfunctional families; dysfunctional families with guns; suburban ennui; suburban ennui with guns; wisecracking teenagers; loser dudes scoring with hot women who would never give them the time of day even if they were drunk out of their minds or too young to know any better (hello, Judd Apatow!); feature films that should have been sketch comedy routines; shopping montages; makeover montages; bromances (unless the guys get it on with each other); flopping penises; spray-on tans; Kate Hudson; PG-13 horror remakes; or anything that uses any of the “classic” songs that we are sick of hearing. What’s left? We don’t know. Isn’t that your job?
HAHA. Fantastisk. Mange af dem har en god pointe. Jeg kan virkelig godt lide denne her :D
To: Members of the Writers Guild of America
Cc: M. Night Shyamalan
From: A.O.S. You may think that slipping a doozy of a third-act surprise into your screenplay — a shocking twist that no one could possibly see coming — might make you look smart and the audience feel dumb, but please consider that the reverse might actually be the case.
#1 mr gaijin 16 år siden
Nogle er små skarpe som denne:
Andre er længere og mere præcise:
Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/03/movies/03darg.ht...
Enjoy :)
#2 cansi 16 år siden
To: Members of the Writers Guild of America
Cc: M. Night Shyamalan
From: A.O.S.
You may think that slipping a doozy of a third-act surprise into your screenplay — a shocking twist that no one could possibly see coming — might make you look smart and the audience feel dumb, but please consider that the reverse might actually be the case.