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#1 filmz-Dennis 22 år siden

****** POTENTIAL SPOILERS **********

For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her, are some survival tips.

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
- After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

5. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

6. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

7. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

8. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

9. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

10. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
"Say hello to my little friend"
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#2 filmz-NoX 22 år siden

Hehe.... your wish is my command ;)
Ku være grineren at gøre bare for at sige man har gjort det..
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#3 filmz-Funkymonkey 22 år siden

den er allerede postet :) i 210 minutter "Kongen Vender Tilbage" nyheden under #32

Direkte link: clicky

Men det er da fedt med nogle nye tilføjelser :9
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#4 22 år siden

Det er en yderst useriøs liste!!! For eksempel kan punkt 11 slet ikke realiseres, fordi scenen foregår i 2'eren! I 3'eren er træerne kun med i et par minutter.

Punkt 12 er også uoverkommeligt, eftersom der bliver nedkæmpet alt for mange orcer i slaget ved kongeborgen. Legolas og Gimli konkurrerer som sædvanlig om, hvem der kan nakke flest.
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#5 azathoth 22 år siden

#4: Hallo, det er en joke!
This is not the signature you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along!
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#6 El vez 22 år siden

#4 Du er i sandhed en skovl..
"I wonder if a little rum could get this back on its feet."
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#7 filmz-vassago 22 år siden

hvis han er sarkastisk, så er det jo jer der er de ..... :)
"For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake" - A. Hitchcock
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#8 filmz-Carsten Skovl 22 år siden

En joke er jo ikke sjov, med mindre den tager udgangspunkt i noget faktisk. Det er jo latterligt at lave en liste til 3'eren, som handler om 2'eren, ikke? Det tror jeg, de fleste kloge mennesker vil give mig ret i.
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#9 El vez 22 år siden

#7 har du flere gode ideer ? =P
"I wonder if a little rum could get this back on its feet."
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#10 filmz-vassago 22 år siden

nevermind...
"For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake" - A. Hitchcock

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